COLLINS, alfred theodore

[alfred theodore collins]

ALFRED THEODORE COLLINS

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Give me a second I
I need to get my story straight
My friends are in the bathroom
getting higher than the empire state

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Hey there, glad you could join us. So first thing's first, what do we call you?[/color][/font][/b]
No, fuck you, alright? I don't know you so why should I be telling you my name. Give me one good reason or just piss off, alright?

[[His name is Alfred Theodore Collins. He was named after his two grandfathers, Alfred Wells and Theodore Collins. Most of his friends just call him Alfie and occationally in some circles they call him Freddie. The name Freddie is often used if he's up to something bad or illegal or if he just reeealllyy, realllyyy thinks someone's being suspicious (or at least more so than usual because he's already skeptical about most people)]]]]
Okay, got it. And how old are you, if you don't mind me asking?[/color][/font][/b]
Why the fucking inquisition, ey? What's all this about? What are you going to do with all that information? No i won't fucking calm down. I want to get the fuck out of here NOW!

-He gets out for a while and comes back 5 minutes later-

Alright, fucking ask your questions then... 17. I'm seventeen and I'll be eighteen soon, next fucking question!
Mhm and, now don't take this the wrong way, but are you a guy or a girl?[/color][/font][/b]
What the fuck kind of question is that?! What are you trying to say? I'm obviously fucking male, right? I'll fucking prove it too -stands up and unzips pants-
And are you straight, gay or...?[/color][/font][/b]
Don't know, don't fucking care. Why should everyone be put in stupid categories anyway? Just so society knows what to do with them? No, I'm not participating in that kind of bullshit. Fuck you and your fucking groups and categories, I'm not a bloody sheep, alright?!
Have we met before? You look so familiar![/color][/font]
No we haven't fucking met. I would know. I remember everything and I have never fucking met you, alright?! But I do look like Callum Wilson so maybe that's why.

Excellent. Now, for the benefit of our readers, how would you describe your appearance?[/color][/font][/b]
thin, sort of tall.. I don't fucking know. They got eyes don't they? They can come fucking find me and find out! Fuck you and your fucking questions! When can I get the fuck out of here?!
And if a stranger had to spot you in a crowd what should they look out for?[/color][/font][/b]
I don't usually have a shirt on, that's a big bloody giveaway. My hair's always really short but if they're really fucking smart they'd just shout my name in a crowd, won't they? Cause that's the smart thing to do if they wanna find me and at least then I'll know where they are and not feel like someone's watching me cause I fucking hate that feeling and I fucking hate all the creepy wankers who do it.
What's the first thing this stranger would notice about you?[/color][/font][/b]
I JUST ANSWERED THE SAME FUCKING QUESTION TWO FUCKING SECONDS AGO YOU STUPID TOSSER.
Let's just say this stranger decides to observe you for a bit - any habits or quirks they might notice?[/color][/font][/b]
I don't fucking like being watched! You should know that with that file there. i bet it's got everything about me in it. Why do you even need that. What is this some kind of conspiracy? Why am I even here?!?! I have no reason to be here and you don't need to have all that information about me.

-lunges forward to grab the file but ends up being restrained-
So this creepy stranger, what would their first impression of your character be?[/color][/font][/b]
Fuck that creepy fucking stranger! -sitting in a straight jacket and held down just until the interview's over-
I'll probably rip his fucking head off! That's what he'll fucking NOTICE!

So, sport, you got any hobbies?[/color][/font][/b]
No! I do whatever the fuck I want when I want! And you can't fucking stop me!

[[He'd more likely be caught getting high or breaking into abandoned buildings than playing sports or being involved in a team of anytime.. Unless it was criminal]]
Interesting! And what about the things you like the most?[/color][/font][/b]
Not being watched. Not having people look at me that way. I know what you're all thinking! And you can piss off!
And there's gotta be things you don't like too, right?[/color][/font][/b]
YOU! Don't fucking like you or her or that guy. NONE OF YOU! Got it?!
Great! So are you keeping any secrets? Don't worry, I swear I won't tell.[/color][/font][/b]
I'm not fucking telling you anything! I don't even know you! any of you!
My lips are sealed. Now, what would you say is your best quality?[/color][/font][/b]
I don't fucking know! Just piss off, alright?
And your worst? C'mon, no one's perfect, kiddo.[/color][/font][/b]
I saaaid fuckking piiss offfff!!!!

Now how about the other people in your life, let's talk family.[/color][/font][/b]
I'm not answering anymore fucking quesstiion! JUST LET ME GOO! I had a family, that's all you need to fucking know but let me goo!

[[His father's name is Jonathan Collins, he thought Alfie was insane and was abusive to him. Nothing to drastic but he's hit him and shove him and push him around. Call him names, and tell him he was crazy. His mother, Florence Collins tried to defend him but got hit too a couple times before getting divorced when Alfie was 6. His step dad is American andhis mother met him when Alfie was about 10. He doesn't trust the guy but he's still a lot better than his actual dad ever was. They all moved to America last year.]]
Any pets?[/color][/font][/b]
No, fuck you! I fucking hate animals!
You're doing great, just a few more questions. So where are you from?[/color][/font][/b]
Manchester. Now let me out of this fucking room right NOW!
I see, cool. So how come you ended up at [school/college/town name here]?[/color][/font][/b]
Because they sent me here. Because my fucking mum had to go that meet thank fucking wanker and come and live here! i hate him, I hate her, I hate them ALL!
Almost done. So anything else we should know about you?[/color][/font][/b]
I'm not always this fucking pissed off. If you had just let me go, I'd be fine! And I have paranoid personality disorder.

Now it's time to find out about the player! What are we to call you?[/color][/font][/b]
-V-
And how long have you been on this planet?[/color][/font][/b]
Longer than any of you.
So how long have you been trapped in the wonderful world of roleplay?[/color][/font][/b]
forever and a day.
Any other creations of yours wandering this site?[/color][/font][/b]
A few that I am slooowly reviving whilst throwing in this guy for a bit of new.
And how did you find us?[/color][/font][/b]
What are you talking about? I live here. This is my hooome.
Is there anything else we should know?[/color][/font][/b]
I LOVE YOU
And finally, the phrase that pays![/color][/font][/b]
>_> -whispers it- cookiemonster

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