ARLINGTON, clyde noah

[clyde noah arlington]

CLYDE NOAH ARLINGTON

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How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will

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Hey there, glad you could join us. So first thing's first, what do we call you?[/color][/font][/b]
My name is Clyde ;D Clyde Noah Arlington... Except my last name used to be Robinson.. But then I got a step dad and then changed it cause my real dad left and I haven't really seen him since but whatever, my step dad Bruce is great anyways... And totally rich which my mum seems to like about him.
Okay, got it. And how old are you, if you don't mind me asking?[/color][/font][/b]
Seveennteeeennn. ;D Yeah.. so my birthday's in January so I got a little while to wait before I turn 18 but when I do.. I'M MOVIN' OUT! and it's the eighteenth of January And I like birthday presents...
Mhm and, now don't take this the wrong way, but are you a guy or a girl?[/color][/font][/b]
Psshh totally a dude...
And are you straight, gay or...?[/color][/font][/b]
Bisexual but I have I have a girlfriend and she's awse and I love her <3 and it's one of those forever things so I guess it doesn't even matter ;D Her name's Summer by the way and she's like the most beautiful person that ever existed
Have we met before? You look so familiar![/color][/font]
Yeah I been at Hawthorne for like ever but my mum pulled em out for a couple of months to go back to Australia.. Perth to be exact.. Cause that's where I'm from.. Also, some people say I look like some guy named Nate Brown?

Excellent. Now, for the benefit of our readers, how would you describe your appearance?[/color][/font][/b]
I'm really, really ridiculously good looking ;D Nah kidding, I'm average height.. Like 5'9 and half.. or 5'10.. And pretty average build I guess... I've got dyed black hair, it's usually dark brown but it never will be again! And the one thing everyone notices first about me if my unbelievable, unnaturally blue eyes
And if a stranger had to spot you in a crowd what should they look out for?[/color][/font][/b]
My eyes! It's the most obvious thing about me, ask anyone! And I got some piercings too.. and no tattoos cause I'm not 18 so I can't just go get one down but i will.. I plan to.. on my left forearm to cover the scars >_>
What's the first thing this stranger would notice about you?[/color][/font][/b]
Didn't I just say that that stuff about the eyes.. What more do you want from meh?! D; Also the pretty bad looking scares on my left forearm...
Let's just say this stranger decides to observe you for a bit - any habits or quirks they might notice?[/color][/font][/b]
How bout the fact that I never shut up ;D I'm always kinda hyper and happy and in a great mood.. Well.. with a few exceptions.. I guess that's why they say I'm suicidal... That or the fact that I have actually tried to do it for reals but got stopped both times by my step dad.. First time was fourteen and I sliced up my arm so deep I damaged it and can't play a normal guitar anymore, it's gotta be left-handed now... and I can't grip so well with my left hand. And the second time I was like 16 and then after that, they sent me here T_T Which turned out to be a great thing cause I was happier being away from my mother cause she was kind of the reason for my er.. attempts.. >_> Also, the fact that I met Summer was pretty awse.
So this creepy stranger, what would their first impression of your character be?[/color][/font][/b]
They'd think I was made of pure awesomeness.. ;D I'm pretty cool with meeting new people.. It's easy for me, I'm pretty social and like out going and stuff and I guess I'm nice and funny and stuff so most people tend to like me.

So, sport, you got any hobbies?[/color][/font][/b]
Yeaahh totally.. hanging out with my girlfriend ;D And laser tag and writing music and playing music and I sing too..
Interesting! And what about the things you like the most?[/color][/font][/b]
STEAK! Summer first cause she's the best thing ever and THEN steak.. with mushroom sauce and and... pancakes... and.. hot chocolate... and Summer.. oh wait, did I say that already? And timtams.. and vegemite and australia and perth and frementle and western australia in general... but here's cool too.
And there's gotta be things you don't like too, right?[/color][/font][/b]
well i dont dislike much... i guess sometimes i dislike my mum but then i feel bad about it.. cause i dunno.. she's the only one i got so i kinda have to like her.. and.. having to play left-handed guitar but it's okay.. it's not so bad... doing what i did.. cause it like damaged the insides of my arm and the scars are kinda annoying to explain which is why i'ma get a tattoo to cover it up cause that'd just be easier.
Great! So are you keeping any secrets? Don't worry, I swear I won't tell.[/color][/font][/b]
Er.. I guess it's that I can't ever be myself around my mum.. I never really say much cause it's like.. I dunno.. I guess I'm just a total wimp and will never stand up to her.. T_T sucks right? Yeah.. but don't tell anyone okay?!
My lips are sealed. Now, what would you say is your best quality?[/color][/font][/b]
My extravertedness.. And how I can just go talk to people easily...
And your worst? C'mon, no one's perfect, kiddo.[/color][/font][/b]
The occational bouts of depression which usually leads to suicide attempts...

Now how about the other people in your life, let's talk family.[/color][/font][/b]
Oh yeah there's my real dad.. by that I mean my biological dad.. Ryan.. Yeah.. Ryan Robinson.. Great guy T_T yes that was sarcasm.. cause he left my mum and she went all crazy and depressed and drove me mad cause I was the only one there and then Bruce was being a friend and helping but she still was being all crazy which led to my getting slicey on my arm.. but then Bruce found me and took me to the hospital so it was all good.. And yeah, my mum.. Her name's Elizabeth but all her friends call her Lizzy. Her maiden name was Montgomery and then it was Lizzy Robinson and now it's Lizzy Arlington.. And that leaves Bruce the most awse... Bruce Arlington's my step dad and he's so awse that I changed my last name. He was all happy about that, he thought it was great. Mum doesn't actually work.. She just hangs out at fancy country clubs and organized fundraisers for charities and has fancy dinner parties.. And Bruce is like uber rich or something and I dunno what he does... But I think he's like the top guy of some huge corporation or something.. He's so high up that he like.. gets paid to play goal with people and he can take a holiday whenever he wants and they still pay him and stuff.. it's pretty cool.. I think he like owns the company...
Any pets?[/color][/font][/b]
Naaahh not right now.
You're doing great, just a few more questions. So where are you from?[/color][/font][/b]
[iPerth, Western Australia ;D MATE hahahahah... But seriously.. yeah I'm Aussie and I love it there but I'd rather be here cause Summer's here..[/i]
I see, cool. So how come you ended up at [school/college/town name here]?[/color][/font][/b]
That would be because of the suicide attempts..
Almost done. So anything else we should know about you?[/color][/font][/b]
I'm pretty sure you know everything like all my history's in there...

Now it's time to find out about the player! What are we to call you?[/color][/font][/b]
-V-
And how long have you been on this planet?[/color][/font][/b]
Old.
So how long have you been trapped in the wonderful world of roleplay?[/color][/font][/b]
Forever.
Any other creations of yours wandering this site?[/color][/font][/b]
Emerson Leroy.
And how did you find us?[/color][/font][/b]
I have loved you from the very beginning <3
Is there anything else we should know?[/color][/font][/b]
No
And finally, the phrase that pays![/color][/font][/b]
I forget what it was but I knew it.. >_>

You seen my awseness ;D

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