Post by shells on Aug 12, 2011 21:54:05 GMT -5
SHELBY FELICIA CRESCENT
[/color][/font]This time baby I'll be bulletproof!
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Hey there, glad you could join us. So first thing's first, what do we call you?[/color][/font][/b]
Slut? Whorebag? Oh! You were serious. Shell. Shelly. Just normal things like that.
Okay, got it. And how old are you, if you don't mind me asking?[/color][/font][/b]
I'm not some old broad. I could care less of my age. I'm seventeen. Also, I'm only here since some dumbass doctor thinks I have hypersexuality. *shakes her head.
Mhm and, now don't take this the wrong way, but are you a guy or a girl?[/color][/font][/b]
.... seriously? Looks to her clothing. I'm a woman thank you.
And are you straight, gay or...?[/color][/font][/b]
I tend to swing towards women more, but depending on the guy, I guess I'm bisexual.
Have we met before? You look so familiar![/color][/font]
No dollface. I never met you. Though people tend to tell me I look like Ashley Benson. God, she's too preppy and goody goody to be compared to me.
Excellent. Now, for the benefit of our readers, how would you describe your appearance?[/color][/font][/b]
I have a lot of freckles, and a couple of tattoos. I have a black crescent tattooed on my right shoulder blade and the name sofia in cursive on my left wrist. I say I'm on the slimmer side, having curves in the right spots. Though I have these 38C boobs... *puts her hands to her chest* Which I wish I didn't have to be honest. I'm about five feet four and 130 lbs.
And if a stranger had to spot you in a crowd what should they look out for?[/color][/font][/b]
I would say Betty Boop mets vintage. i love wearing things that cause people to double take when I walk past. I tend to like a pair of faded jeans, a nice blouse and a jacket or cardigan sweater. Though there's days where I want a dress. Always heels though. Always.
What's the first thing this stranger would notice about you?[/color][/font][/b]
Well first they would say, wow what a bitch. I don't talk to anyone. Only reason why I'm talking to you is because I have to. Physically wise, it's probably my eyes. They're this shocking blue color that most are just awed by.
Let's just say this stranger decides to observe you for a bit - any habits or quirks they might notice?[/color][/font][/b]
I tend not to talk to people, I play with my curls and chew my lip a lot. Eye rolling tends to happen constantly as well.
So this creepy stranger, what would their first impression of your character be?[/color][/font][/b]
Didn't I say this already. God you're dense. I said that most would assume I'm a bitch who thinks too good to speak to anyone most likely. I just don't like to talk to everyone. Why bother?
So, sport, you got any hobbies?[/color][/font][/b]
Does playing the silent game count as a hobby? No? Let's see. I like to dance, ice skate and play volleyball.
Interesting! And what about the things you like the most?[/color][/font][/b]
I like hot chocolate, ice skating in new york, traveling, buying new shoes, sex, the rain, and baby kittens.
And there's gotta be things you don't like too, right?[/color][/font][/b]
I don't like broccoli, roller skating, airplanes, some men who ditch girls, big dogs, being alone, not having sex for a month and getting close to people.
Great! So are you keeping any secrets? Don't worry, I swear I won't tell.[/color][/font][/b]
..... *twenty minutes later* are we still on this question? ... fine. I had an abortion last year alright. I'm not proud of it but I'm not ready to be a momma.
My lips are sealed. Now, what would you say is your best quality?[/color][/font][/b]
... I can be a nice person. I just choose not to be.
And your worst? C'mon, no one's perfect, kiddo.[/color][/font][/b]
I know I'm a bitch and tend to drink a lot.
Now how about the other people in your life, let's talk family.[/color][/font][/b]
My father ditched when my mum Sofia was pregnant. Yeah, I have my momma's name tattooed on my wrist. I love my mother more than anything, but. She sent me here, so that lost some points. She thinks sending me here will make me quit my sexual habits. I don't have to have sex all the time like she thinks, just more than her. She's a hairstylist at some fancy place since I'm from New York.
Any pets?[/color][/font][/b]
Nope. We're not allowed in our apartment.
You're doing great, just a few more questions. So where are you from?[/color][/font][/b]
... New. York. ... Jeez. I love it there though. How could you not? But I was born in Colorado in a very small town called Hillsbury.Though, we moved when I was just a couple months old since it was my father's hometown. Momma's from Cali, which I never understood why we didn't move there.
I see, cool. So how come you ended up at [school/college/town name here]?[/color][/font][/b]
I already said that. I'm not repeating it again.
Almost done. So anything else we should know about you?[/color][/font][/b]
*sighs* I was born on January 12th in Colorado. I'm an only child to Sofia Crescent. My father is a no name since my momma never told me. Just the two of us. Uhm. What else. Oh I used to go to this fancy performing arts school for ballet. It's what I want to major in, ballet. Though my momma started to hear rumors that I was the bicycle of WJPAS, William & Jane Performing Arts School and that was a bit false. I didn't sleep with the nerds, or the lighting crew. Just really the other ballet and singing students with a few of the teachers. Which was a sum of maybe twelve. So what if some where threesomes or I had affairs with four at a time. I was single, I can explore. Either way, now I'm stuck here so that's that.
Now it's time to find out about the player! What are we to call you?[/color][/font][/b]
Jourdan
And how long have you been on this planet?[/color][/font][/b]
22.
So how long have you been trapped in the wonderful world of roleplay?[/color][/font][/b]
6 years.
Any other creations of yours wandering this site?[/color][/font][/b]
Other characters.
And how did you find us?[/color][/font][/b]
From Krista
Is there anything else we should know?[/color][/font][/b]
Eh, I'll pass for now. <3
And finally, the phrase that pays![/color][/font][/b]
cookiemonster
[color=blue]"Fuck this homework. I just don't feel like it today."[/color] she muttered as she tossed her Astronomy homework off the side of her bed. Astronomy homework? Shelby? Yes, it was true, the girl was so bored of homework that even astronomy couldn't keep her interest this evening. For some reason, she just couldn't concentrate. It could be that she was turning sixteen tomorrow. It could possibly be that she hadn't kissed or made out with anyone in a week. Hell, it could be that once again she was so flustered with Felix and how he kept leading her on, only to sleep with another girl. It was seriously pissing her off but what could she say about it? They never kissed or anything. Just flirted with her constantly made her so mad.
With this, the girl got off her bed and started to descend down to the Slytherin common room. What was she going to do? Oh. Give Felix Wolfe a piece of her mind, that's what. When she arrived outside of the common room and seeing the painting, she rolled her eyes. The riddles were so better than a stupid password. Anyone could figure that out if they wanted. The riddles though, only really smart individuals could figure those out. She knocked on the painting, despite the yelling from the person portrayed in it. [color=blue]Felix.... you come out here right now if you know what's good for you! I know you're in there!'"[/color]
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Credit for the lyrics goes to Jessie J and Christina Milian.
Do not steal or I'll be forced to set the gummie bears on
you to gnaw your fingers off. For reals, yo.
Credit for the lyrics goes to Jessie J and Christina Milian.
Do not steal or I'll be forced to set the gummie bears on
you to gnaw your fingers off. For reals, yo.